cruke
v. 1. the act of crapping and puking simultaneously
Pete could not sleep with some skank because after a long night of boozing and eating taco bell, he was nervous that he would cruke in her bed.
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cruke sex
The art of forcefully inserting one's penis into someone who happens to be crying and puking simultaneously.
The other day I had the best of luck. I was walking down the road and stumbled upon a young woman who happened to be crying and puking. Of course I entered her, and let me just say that this was the best cruke sex I have ever had. She got tighter with each weeping heaving convulsion.
Cruke-a-dukis
The female genitals
If you don't bungee jump off that bridge, you will be such a Cruke-a-dukis
Cruked Hooker
A chick who starts to get all hot and heavy with a guy but than has a change of heart and doesn't follow through with getting the guy off, even after, but not necessarily, he has gotten her off.
I was having a great time with the chick last night but when I got her home she turned out to be a total cruked hooker.