Crumpet bum
Slang used for someone with celulite on their bum, it gives the effect of a crumpet! Also a built up residue of anal crap due to lack of ass wiping abilities
Lad: holly hell look at that crumpet bum over there! She aint been ass wiping
bum crumpet
A toastable anally administered hot snack
"Has someone toasted a bum crumpet ?"
Bum Crumpets
Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly
My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly