crunchdonkey
and ugle female. can be used in high degrees depending on how ugly the broad is; double crunch, triple crunch. also undercover crunchdonkey: appears to be ok but is tore up once she gets her clothes off.
"Ay, I just got hit on by a crunchdonkey."
"Look at that head, that bitch is a double crunch."
"Look at that head, that bitch is a double crunch."