Crunchling
A person who is fully immersed in a lifestyle that includes such elements as whole foods, organic everything, yoga, cloth diapers, coconut oil, amber necklaces, homemade pickles, backyard chickens, homeopathy, and kale.
"I like to talk about science but I have a number of friends and family members who are anti-vax, organic-only, coconut oil slathering, amber necklace wearing crunchlings."
Crunchle
The sound that is made when someone crunches a bag, or other substance, it making a loud crinkling sound. Typically, it happens when one squeezes a plastic/aluminum bag of chips.
The man who was sitting in the quiet classroom was eating chips, the crunchle from the bag distracting the other students.