a humphrey
A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.
Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.
Humphrey
Why do you hate me, mom? You had me in your fucking stomach for nine goddamn months, and you think that you're gonna name me after some dumb bitch grandpa that died 12 years before I was born? The fuck is wrong with you? I was made fun of for years because you named me fucking HUMPHREY!!!
FUCK YOU!! I WAS TORTURED THROUGHOUT SCHOOL BUT I NEVER TOLD YOU CAUSE YOU WOULD'VE LOOKED AT ME AND TOLD ME TO GO SUCK MY OWN DICK CAUSE THAT IS JUST WHO YOU ARE, YOU FAT FUCK!
NO WONDER DAD LEFT YOU WHEN I WAS 3!
FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!
B I T C H
FUCK YOU!! I WAS TORTURED THROUGHOUT SCHOOL BUT I NEVER TOLD YOU CAUSE YOU WOULD'VE LOOKED AT ME AND TOLD ME TO GO SUCK MY OWN DICK CAUSE THAT IS JUST WHO YOU ARE, YOU FAT FUCK!
NO WONDER DAD LEFT YOU WHEN I WAS 3!
FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!
B I T C H
Nurse: "aww, hes beautful! What are you gonna name him?"
Woman(chainsmoking and drinking a martini): "Ahaeopwiowefgf3y....... humphrey hehehehe what a dumbass name lol"
Woman(chainsmoking and drinking a martini): "Ahaeopwiowefgf3y....... humphrey hehehehe what a dumbass name lol"
Humphrey
A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes
Oh look it's Humphrey
Humphrey
Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.
"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."
Humphrey
A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.
“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”
Humphrey
You heard the myth right..HE IS THE MAN. THE LEGEND ... Just dont take the pith..
That man humphrey..
The humphreys
The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original
hes doing the humphreys