a humphrey

A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.

Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.

Humphrey

Why do you hate me, mom? You had me in your fucking stomach for nine goddamn months, and you think that you're gonna name me after some dumb bitch grandpa that died 12 years before I was born? The fuck is wrong with you? I was made fun of for years because you named me fucking HUMPHREY!!!

FUCK YOU!! I WAS TORTURED THROUGHOUT SCHOOL BUT I NEVER TOLD YOU CAUSE YOU WOULD'VE LOOKED AT ME AND TOLD ME TO GO SUCK MY OWN DICK CAUSE THAT IS JUST WHO YOU ARE, YOU FAT FUCK!

NO WONDER DAD LEFT YOU WHEN I WAS 3!

FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!

B I T C H

Nurse: "aww, hes beautful! What are you gonna name him?"
Woman(chainsmoking and drinking a martini): "Ahaeopwiowefgf3y....... humphrey hehehehe what a dumbass name lol"

Humphrey

A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes

Oh look it's Humphrey

Humphrey

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."

Humphrey

A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.

“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”

Humphrey

You heard the myth right..HE IS THE MAN. THE LEGEND ... Just dont take the pith..

That man humphrey..

The humphreys

The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original

hes doing the humphreys

俚语	a humphrey
释义	a humphrey A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married. Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey. Humphrey Why do you hate me, mom? You had me in your fucking stomach for nine goddamn months, and you think that you're gonna name me after some dumb bitch grandpa that died 12 years before I was born? The fuck is wrong with you? I was made fun of for years because you named me fucking HUMPHREY!!! FUCK YOU!! I WAS TORTURED THROUGHOUT SCHOOL BUT I NEVER TOLD YOU CAUSE YOU WOULD'VE LOOKED AT ME AND TOLD ME TO GO SUCK MY OWN DICK CAUSE THAT IS JUST WHO YOU ARE, YOU FAT FUCK! NO WONDER DAD LEFT YOU WHEN I WAS 3! FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR! B I T C H Nurse: "aww, hes beautful! What are you gonna name him?" Woman(chainsmoking and drinking a martini): "Ahaeopwiowefgf3y....... humphrey hehehehe what a dumbass name lol" Humphrey A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes Oh look it's Humphrey Humphrey Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit. "Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking." Humphrey A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels. “Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.” “Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.” “I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.” Humphrey You heard the myth right..HE IS THE MAN. THE LEGEND ... Just dont take the pith.. That man humphrey.. The humphreys The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original hes doing the humphreys
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