crunkaport
1) The act of getting from one place to another and not knowing how you you got there due to being drunk and/or stoned out of you mind
2) When you are so high that when getting from place to place goes by so fast it feels like you teleported there
2) When you are so high that when getting from place to place goes by so fast it feels like you teleported there
Charlie: Dude, how the Fuck did we get here
Benton: We crunkaported here from the Reggie's
Benton: We crunkaported here from the Reggie's