Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole
Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless
Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole
Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole
Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair
Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole