CRUSTIVITY
Levels or degrees of being 'crusty' (salty, pissy, extremely angry or generally in a bad mood).
Wow, who pissed in Jason's Wheaties? He's reached a whole new level of CRUSTIVITY today!
Man, what's up with you? You are marinating in CRUSTIVITY this evening!
Man, what's up with you? You are marinating in CRUSTIVITY this evening!
crustivitis
A severe case of mutated vaginitis, where the discharge begins to scab over.
Donna: DAMNIT!!
Phillis: What's the matter?
Donna: MY THINGY ITCHES... AND IT'S THE WRONG COLOR!
Phillis: Uhhhh.... Why don't you try "washing" it??
Donna: NO WAY!@! - IT'LL GET WET! - *sneezes - violently... scab fragment grenades through skirt and embeds in parking lot asphalt.
Phillis: HOLY $#$^ !!! - You've got crustivitis!
Phillis: What's the matter?
Donna: MY THINGY ITCHES... AND IT'S THE WRONG COLOR!
Phillis: Uhhhh.... Why don't you try "washing" it??
Donna: NO WAY!@! - IT'LL GET WET! - *sneezes - violently... scab fragment grenades through skirt and embeds in parking lot asphalt.
Phillis: HOLY $#$^ !!! - You've got crustivitis!