Crusty carpet
A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.
That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!
Crusty Carpet
You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.
She doesnt wash it for a week.
She doesnt wash it for a week.
"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"
"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"
"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"
Crusty Carpet
When you jack off onto your carpet
“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “