crusty croissant
performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.
Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.
Crusty croissant
When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats
Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant