Crusty Panda
A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.
person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"
person 2: "..."
person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."
person 2: "..."
person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."