crusty potato

A turd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration.

Son: " This rock taste like shit'"
Dad:" Congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!"

When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.

Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.

Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'

I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?

A phrase used to describe Ricegum

Jacob Sartorius: "Boy you literally look like a crusty sweet potato!"

俚语	crusty potato
释义	crusty potato A turd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration. Son: " This rock taste like shit'" Dad:" Congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!" crusty potato When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face. Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me. Crusty Potato When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep. My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato. Crusty Potato The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.' I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato? Crusty Sweet Potato A phrase used to describe Ricegum Jacob Sartorius: "Boy you literally look like a crusty sweet potato!"
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