crusty ass seahorse eater
A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses
That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat
Crusty seahorse
A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty’
Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?
Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!