crutchification
crutchify: to put someone on crutches
crutchified: to be put on crutches
crutchifier: one who crutchifies
crutchified: to be put on crutches
crutchifier: one who crutchifies
Stacey the Crutchifier has crutchified Tiny Shmemz, therefore Stacey has performed an act of crutchification.