crybate
Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.
Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.
crybating
The act of masturbation brought on by a sudden feeling of sadness. Crybating is commonly found after an unexpected breakup or divorce.
Aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!
Crybating
To crybate or preform the act of crybating is when a person is so depressed they need to masturbate to give themselves small serotonin and dopamine boosts in order to get in a better headspace.
I will be at home all weekend crybating so I don’t end up committing suicide.
crybating
Crybating is a sexual act perform by an individual, were one masterbates while crying and using their tears as lube.
His girlfriend broke up with him. he'll be up crybating all night long.
Crybation
To masturbate with your own tears. If unable to produce tears, visine or a laboratory produced tear will suffice.
After the complete dejection of the entire female population, Paul was left with crybation as his only means of fulfillment.
crybating
crying and masturbating at the same time
I have no life and girls dont like me, im going to start crybating for an hour
Crybat
Crybat means when someone crys about the simplest things like loosing in a game crybat was made from cry about it
Jack:No i Lost the game!! (Jack cries) hunter :why do you have to be a crybat!! It's only a game