cryer
When you take the last piece of wedding cake and shove it up your wife's asshole with your dick, pull out and make her eat the cum and cake off your dick.
Ethan: damn I can't believe I'm getting married today.
Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.
Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.
dry cryer
when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying.... there are no tears involved- hence "dry"
"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."
Jon Cryer
One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.
Dude, I had such a huge Jon Cryer last night, I actually started to pray to God to help me finish.
Filthadelphia Cryers
A nickname of the NHL Philadelphia Flyers.
I can't beleive Crosby put up another multi-point game against the Filthadelphia Cryers!
movie cryer
Someone who cries during movies
I'm not a movie cryer, but this last movie got me.
Jon Cryer
When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.
Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.
Philadelphia Cryers
The Cryers - Philadelphia's "hockey team", which is comprised of nothing but goons and whiney babies. They have a spirited rivalry with the cross-state Pittsburgh Penguins, who are the 2008-2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.
Did you see the smackdown the Pittsburgh Penguins put on the Philadelphia Cryers last night? 6-1 baby, and it should have been a shutout!!