Crying Wank

The act of engaging in masturbation while crying over the loss of a partner. Usually engaged in during or after a breakup, or a rejection, or an affair of the heart which has gone wrong. The point of the crying wank is to 'wank' through the tears of sadness over said loved one.

This act is always accompanied with the sound of "Angels" or "She's The One" - Robbie Williams.

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

The ultimate display of self love/loathing, rubbing one out while weeping, superceded only by the ultimate cry wank, involving weeping while wanking, witha cigarette hanging from the mouth and a beer in your free hand.

When you're in a state of woe matched only by your state of arousal and there's only one thing you can do. Such as when you've been split up from a hottie for reasons beyond your - or their - control.

When you're a sad fuck and horny at the same time

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby

After an unsuccessful night on the pull. Your return to your bed angry and upset you haven't pulled a girl, whilst wanking and crying