Cryocutaryardom
A noun meaning the inability to properly spell or pronounce commonly used words, such as "Martyrdom".
Ex. Kid: Crap! I got killed by martydom on Call of Duty again!
Gamer: Your english is blighted with Cryocutaryardom, it's pronounced Martyrdom you idiot.
Gamer: Your english is blighted with Cryocutaryardom, it's pronounced Martyrdom you idiot.