Cry Shart
Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.
1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."
2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"
1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"
2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"
2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"
1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"
2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"