Crysler
A car brand that's so crappy that you bawl and blubber anytime you try to operate or repair one of their vehicles.
If Lee Eyeapoka truly did "stand behind every car that Crysler produced" (this joke was from an old "Family Circus" cartoon; when the salesman tells the mom and dad this statement, all the children run back behind the mini-van to see if the CEO is standing back there), how come he didn't get run over when a transmission failed and caused the car to go into reverse by accident?