crystalie

Crazy Mexican don't fuck with her

From the game DOTA Allstars (Defense of the Ancients), with the prerequisite of having Warcraft III: Frozen Throne. Weapon named after a decisive battle in the War of the Magi, in which the Rebels rescued Roshan from his imprisonment at Crystalys. Adds 35 damage and has a 10% critical strike for 1.75x damage.

One who often finds him or herself in posession of a combination lock, having forgotten to place it back on a locker. Often also associated with erratic activity such as loss of motor function and mispronouncing of simple words such as "toad".