Crystal Palace

The best party house in all of Las Cruces, and the United States. A magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. Beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can't stop the party.

Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.

Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.

This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.

The greatest team to support
The best fans, best players and the best jerk chicken in South London
We always beat our rivals and the Tik Tok admin is better than anyones

Blue and red team based in South East London .🦅 Jordan Ayew to win the ballon’dor - goat 🏆 🐐 Brighton to get relegated to league 1👇