Cuban Fatboy
An enormous, solid bowl movement that settles in the toilet pan without breaking thus resembling a huge Cuban cigar.
Archibald: Wow, do I feel better now!
Cyril: Why so old chap?
Archibald: I just curled out the most monstrous Cuban fatboy you've ever seen. The tip was poking out of the water it was so big!
Cyril: Huzzah!
Archibald: Huzzah!
Cyril: Why so old chap?
Archibald: I just curled out the most monstrous Cuban fatboy you've ever seen. The tip was poking out of the water it was so big!
Cyril: Huzzah!
Archibald: Huzzah!