Cubicleitis

Rare disease first diagnosed by doctors in the 1980’s. Symptoms: paranoid twitches and shoulder bruises from being snuck up on and tapped while sitting the cubicle. Only 24 known cases to date have been diagnosed.

A self-containing prison with ironically no bars, gates or latches.

1. A small "office" in which an employee loses all of their will to live let alone keep their job.

It's like a bathroom stall only with lower walls and no door.

A life and soul draining "room" where you spend far too much of your life. Often creates amazingly strong urges to either drink heavily or hang yourself. "Walls" make you think you're in a real office. You try to personalize your cubicle as much as you can to stave off the inevitable insanity which will result in not only the cubicle but also the workload which often comes with it.

Confining structure containing just three walls, as the designers saw to make them so restrictive the person sitting in it adds the fourth wall in their mind.

Cubicle dwellers are often starved for any and all types of human contact and often peek out of their cubicle at the slightest sound of activity. A loud enough activity will resonate a "prairie dog" position from the cubicle dweller, poking their head over the tiny little glass partition.

Locations of the most Minesweeper and Solitaire activity than any other place in the entire world.

A place of pain and suffering for someone else's gain.