cuboning
You bang someone for so long that their mum dies and you wear their skull as a hat.
Guy 1: Wow dude nice hat.
Guy 2: Yeah I got it from my girlfriends mum.
Guy 1: Ahhh I see you went cuboning.
Guy 2: Yeah I got it from my girlfriends mum.
Guy 1: Ahhh I see you went cuboning.
Cubone
Cubone is the best pokemon ever and will take over, he has the best skull
Cubone Will Take Over
Cubon
The measurement of a forehead. 1 1/2 = one cubon
Damn! That girl has 5 cubons worth of forehead!!
Cubonics
Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.
The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.
Cuboner
getting a boner while thinking of the famous Poke'mon Cubone
"Dude i totally got a Cuboner last night, it was great."
Cubon
to stop someone from saying something stupid, or to make someone do something.
"Just..... cubon."
"So do you want to slay the enemies of yonder?" "no." "dude, cubon."
"So do you want to slay the enemies of yonder?" "no." "dude, cubon."
cubonic plague
when a coworker in the neighboring cube is in a foul mood and it becomes contagious
Carl had a shitty night last night, and brought his bad mood to the office. He's spreading the cubonic plague.