Cuddle Cat
The retarded name given to the soft toy of Madeline McCann, notice how the media sensationalised it by giving the cat capitals for the "name" of an inanimate object...
The Portuguese Police wish to examine Madeline’s "Cuddle Cat" for forensic evidence
Cat cuddle
When you lay on top of someone's body while they're laying down/sleeping, wrapping your arms around their torso and having your head under theirs. (+bonus if legs are wrapped around waist/lower torso)
"i'll tickle you."
"no, pls. i'll cat cuddle you!"
"... i'll spare you."
"no, pls. i'll cat cuddle you!"
"... i'll spare you."
Cat cuddle
To mimic a cat clinging onto its owner's front, but during sexy time. Embedding nails into partner's back is advised for accuracy.
"Ooh baby, that's it, now quick! Give me a cat cuddle!"