cuddleshock
the act of cuddling with one of the opposite sex only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.
Anthony: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.
cuddleshock
(for a male) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach between there legs and find a penis.
(for a female) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach down there and find... well, nothing at all.
(for a female) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach down there and find... well, nothing at all.
Spencer: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that chick last night?
Anthony: Yeah, you guys looked like you were gonna get some man!
Alex: Yeah, I thought so, too. But I took her home and she cuddleshocked me...
Anthony: Yeah, you guys looked like you were gonna get some man!
Alex: Yeah, I thought so, too. But I took her home and she cuddleshocked me...
Cuddleshock
When you’re cuddling with your significant other and you look at them while cuddling and think “my god this person actually exists in my life and wants to lay with me and be around me.”
Jim: When I was laying with Christine last night I had major cuddleshock. She’s just so wonderful