Cuddly Andy
When you lather Andy Reid (Philadelphia Eagles coach) up with oils and get him all sweaty and naked after giving him many tacos from taco bell. Then take a funnel and stick the end of it into your own anus and allow Andy to shoot massive slops of diarrhea down into your anus.
Dude 1 "Did you hear what happened to Nick?"
Dude 2 "No what!?"
Dude 1 "A video of him was leaked, he was doing the Cuddly Andy."
Dude 2 "That's disturbing."
Dude 2 "No what!?"
Dude 1 "A video of him was leaked, he was doing the Cuddly Andy."
Dude 2 "That's disturbing."