Cudgel
Literal Definition: "A short, thick stick used as a weapon"
So basically any dude with a huge truck.
So basically any dude with a huge truck.
Girl 1: "How was it??"
Girl 2: "Meh, his dick was a cudgel."
"That douche bag is a major cudgel."
Girl 2: "Meh, his dick was a cudgel."
"That douche bag is a major cudgel."
Cudgel
A long, skinny penis that is far longer than it is wide. Known to be as thin as a number 2 pencil, and on average the thickness of a thumb. Essentially the opposite of a chode (Penis that is wider than it is long).
Because peter had a cudgel, he had to pull down his pants and unravel it like a fruit by the foot in order to go to the bathroom.
cooter cudgel
A open palmed slap to the female genitals.
The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
Nolan: I cooter cudgeled Emily with with a knitting needle last night!
Ass Cudgel
A stout, oblong, wooden cudgel approximately 12 inches in length used by the Irish mob as an interrogation aid. The subject is often bent over a bar with their pants down, while said object is placed firmly against the rectum for "leverage". The further implied uses of the probe are clear.
Ya' feel that there Tommy boy? Ya knows what that is, now don't ya'. Right you are lad, it's me old ass cudgel. Now I'll only be asking ya' this one time boyo....
flesh cudgel
See Master Class Totem Pole.
Should you break the law, I shall unzip and break YOU with my flesh cudgel.
Trump's Cudgel
That which can be dismissed by evidence can be asserted, bigly. Believe me.
B.oB. used Trump's Cudgel to defend his position on the shape of the Earth.
cudgel
When you are having a loving cuddle with a seal.
"I got into bed with the seal and had a cudgel"