cumbustability
The ability for me to cum on your mother's bust.
Dude, my cumbustability was at an alltime high yesterday.
cumbust
To ejaculate or blow your load rapidly. Used in the porn industry to describe when a guy sprays his cum all over the female actress' face.
How bout I cumbust all over ur face.
Cumbustion
An explosion of jizz in your pants. Literally!
That chicks so fine cumbustion was unavoidable!
Dude, go change!
Dude, go change!
cumbusting
ejaculating much faster than you had expected.
That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!
Cumbust
To have performed sexually at such a profound level that the utilised orifice has caught fire due to friction.
This could be down to a number of factors:
1. Overly fricative appendage surfaces, e.g. a scaley penis
2. Use of a lube with an insufficient smoke point for the activity, e.g. high-velocity anal sex lubricated with Butter (176°C) rather than Ghee (250°C) that meets an emulsifier, e.g. 'Baby Gravy', thus overcoming a natural fire retardant, e.g. 'Fannybatter'
Example 1 is pure friction but usually occurs before Cum enters the picture so is not relevant to this analysis
Example 2 is the true Cumbust in that it is down to the complex chemical interations of these substances when extreme kinetic energy is applied to them
This could be down to a number of factors:
1. Overly fricative appendage surfaces, e.g. a scaley penis
2. Use of a lube with an insufficient smoke point for the activity, e.g. high-velocity anal sex lubricated with Butter (176°C) rather than Ghee (250°C) that meets an emulsifier, e.g. 'Baby Gravy', thus overcoming a natural fire retardant, e.g. 'Fannybatter'
Example 1 is pure friction but usually occurs before Cum enters the picture so is not relevant to this analysis
Example 2 is the true Cumbust in that it is down to the complex chemical interations of these substances when extreme kinetic energy is applied to them
Bob - Jesus, did you see what happened when Bill banged Brenda's Bum hole?
Babs - Nope, wtf?
Bob - She Cumbusted, flew into low earth orbit, left a trail of winnets in the night sky that looked like a meteor shower
Babs - Shit, talk about blasted into maternity by a guided muscle....
Babs - Nope, wtf?
Bob - She Cumbusted, flew into low earth orbit, left a trail of winnets in the night sky that looked like a meteor shower
Babs - Shit, talk about blasted into maternity by a guided muscle....
cumbuster
1. Term referring to a male who busts cum, i.e. likes to suck dix
2. Gay person
3. Often used as a general insult.
2. Gay person
3. Often used as a general insult.
1. Dude, Steven likes to pants people. What a cumbuster.
2. See that guy in the plaid jacket? He's a cumbuster.
3. DON'T TK ME YOU FUCKING CUMBUSTER.
2. See that guy in the plaid jacket? He's a cumbuster.
3. DON'T TK ME YOU FUCKING CUMBUSTER.
Cumbust
When you get so excited that you ejaculate without notice.
Keep ordering me oyster shooters and I might just cumbust.