cum cannon
when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick
mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon
cum cannon
Glorious definition of one's manhood
Bend over ho, you're 'bout to feel the wrath of my cum cannon!
cum cannon
when you cum in someone's ass and they fart and the cum flies everywhere
Larion: Want to do a cum cannon
Laquisha: That shit nasty but ok
Laquisha: That shit nasty but ok
cum cannon
the name for a penis that shoots large loads of skeet
i shot her eye out with my cum cannon
The Cum Cannon
The art of cumming into somebody's asshole, making them fart, sending the cum flying.
Hey baby, wanna do the cum cannon in the bed tonight? ;)
Automatic cum cannon
When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.
That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!
Cum Cannon Express
A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts
Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express