CUMCHUCKER
1. a HUGE cock that chucks cum.
2. someone who can always be depended on to fuck shit up.
2. someone who can always be depended on to fuck shit up.
Rod left the Superbowl tickets at home. He's such a cumchucker!
Cumchuck
The act of involuntarily and immediately regurgitating cum all over a man’s penis during or directly after orgasm while attempting to swallow. This can happen from either a failed swallow or by the man’s penis being too deep (or being forced too deep) into the mouth of the person giving the blowjob.
Kate: I thought I had it, but when he started to cum he pushed in deeper and I couldn't hold it all and totally cumchucked back on his cock and bed.
Robin: Oh my God, was he pissed?
Kate: A little, but he was still in postcoital bliss, so he was cool with it.
Robin: Oh my God, was he pissed?
Kate: A little, but he was still in postcoital bliss, so he was cool with it.
Cumchucks
Two old socks soaked with semen tied together with a used condom, used as a weapon.
Joe attacked the intruder with the cumchucks he keeps under his bed.
Cumchuck
The after sex move where the male removes condom, (if worn) ties the open end in a knot, then beats the female with it like a numchuck until it breaks.
If Dawn tries to stay the night and cuddle I will just break out the cumchuck
Cumchuck
Like nunchucks but instead of real nunchucks water bottles on the end full of cum that are open or have a hole in them to chuck the cum at people
“NO NO NOT THE CUMCHUCKS”
mixed cumchuck
A minimum of 5 males ejaculating in to the leaders hand to chuck cum at anyone they feel fit.
Lads, Shall I give her a mixed cumchuck?
Cumchucks
Typically performed by an individual and two well endowed men, the individual jerks the men off until orgasm then swings their flaccid dicks around like nunchucks whilst shouting 80’s Kung fu noises.
Vicky: Look Ma I’m just like Bruce Lee kiai!
Ma: You sure do love those cumchucks
Ma: You sure do love those cumchucks