cum clothes
a term used to describe the clothes worn while masturbating, only to be thrown into the laundry once you have showered.
i had to start the laundry machine a soon as i busted. didn’t want anyone to see my cum clothes!
cum cloth
A rag used to wipe up cum after a sexual escapade. Depending on intensity and residue, the cum cloth can be made of something as delicate as microfiber cloth or a heavy weighing, ultra absorbent beach towel. Some prefer the cloth to be warm and wet.
"It's a heavy load, Meg, I'm gonna need a cum cloth."
"Oh, Larry."
Who needs a cum cloth? I drop my spunk in the cum dumpster... that's what she's there for anyway!
You know what, fleece blankets make excellent cum cloths.
"Oh, Larry."
Who needs a cum cloth? I drop my spunk in the cum dumpster... that's what she's there for anyway!
You know what, fleece blankets make excellent cum cloths.
cum cloth
a rag used in the cleaning up of spooge
Jon left his cum cloth on the teachers desk
cum cloth
1. a cloth used to clean out cum
2. same thing as a douchebag
3. a different way to call someone a douchebag
2. same thing as a douchebag
3. a different way to call someone a douchebag
3. girl: god kyle, you're such a douchebag!
kyle: no, my roommate is a douchebag
girl: well then, you're a cum cloth
roommate: yes! cum cloth! that is soo your nickname now!
>>everyone laughs...except kyle, 'cause he is a cum cloth<<
kyle: no, my roommate is a douchebag
girl: well then, you're a cum cloth
roommate: yes! cum cloth! that is soo your nickname now!
>>everyone laughs...except kyle, 'cause he is a cum cloth<<
Cum Stained Clothing
n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.
1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.