cum crystals
Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps
Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em