cumeral
a funeral where you cum on the dead body
it is time for the cumeral
Cumer
A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!
"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"
Will cumer
Someone who just will not cum under any circumstance because of their true determination to not bust
Hulk Hogan is the most will cumer person I have ever come into contact with
Heavy Cumer
Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)
Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!
cumer
cumer when a new person comes you say hello new cumer
Cardi b: hola cumer
cumer
Cumer means that someone new came so you say hello new cumer
cardi b hola soy cardi b new cumer
Cumere
Women who needs nobody. A boss
She’s definitely a cumere.