cum faucet
A dick.
Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.
cum-faucet
when someone is such an asshole that they get no game, and sit in the shower for hours each day and masturbates. the steady stream of jizz is thick enough to replace the water.
Andru Wong is such a cum-faucet- he spits no game and showers for literally 3 hours a day. Loser.
Cum Faucet
When you cum in someone's throat and the cum then leaks out of their nose, like a runny faucet.
"Yeah dude I totally turned Jacqueline into a cum faucet the other day!"