Cumfortable

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.

"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".

Cumfortable

You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.

Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"

Cumfortable

The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.

Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.

Cumforter

When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.

On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.

Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.

Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.

cumfort

To comfort an emotional girl with a good round of love-making.

Janis was crying for hours after she bombed her physics midterm, so I cumforted her with my giant cock.

Cumforter

A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.

John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.

Cumfort

Sexually comforting someone

Similar : Cumforting, cumfortable

Bf:I’m feeling really horny and lonely

Gf: do you want me to cumfort you😏

*having sex*: I’m feeling very cumfortable

俚语	cumfortable
释义	Cumfortable The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen. "Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?" "No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind". Cumfortable You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot. Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!" Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?" Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable" Cumfortable The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank. Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room. Cumforter When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out. On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation. Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess. Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm. Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning. cumfort To comfort an emotional girl with a good round of love-making. Janis was crying for hours after she bombed her physics midterm, so I cumforted her with my giant cock. Cumforter A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it. John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter. Cumfort Sexually comforting someone Similar : Cumforting, cumfortable Bf:I’m feeling really horny and lonely Gf: do you want me to cumfort you😏 having sex: I’m feeling very cumfortable
随便看	dazecore dazed dazed and confused dazedbyler dazed glonut dazedgxth dazed peanuts dazedream daze dreaming dazedrosie dazed's dazedwonie dazedwoozy dazee daze esports dazejah dazeki dazel dazelle dazelous dazelydazai dazen dazen nootsen daze off daze of the week