Cumforter

When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.

On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.

Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.

Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.

Cumforter

A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.

John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.

Cumfortable

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.

"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".

cumfort

To comfort an emotional girl with a good round of love-making.

Janis was crying for hours after she bombed her physics midterm, so I cumforted her with my giant cock.

Cumfortable

You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.

Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"

Cumfort

Sexually comforting someone

Similar : Cumforting, cumfortable

Bf:I’m feeling really horny and lonely

Gf: do you want me to cumfort you😏

*having sex*: I’m feeling very cumfortable

cumforter

The sheet/towel you use over and over again to clean up your 'mess' after masturbating.

After I got done masturbating, I used my comforter to clean up my mess, thus making it a cumforter.

俚语	cumforter
释义	Cumforter When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out. On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation. Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess. Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm. Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning. Cumforter A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it. John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter. Cumfortable The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen. "Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?" "No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind". cumfort To comfort an emotional girl with a good round of love-making. Janis was crying for hours after she bombed her physics midterm, so I cumforted her with my giant cock. Cumfortable You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot. Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!" Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?" Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable" Cumfort Sexually comforting someone Similar : Cumforting, cumfortable Bf:I’m feeling really horny and lonely Gf: do you want me to cumfort you😏 having sex: I’m feeling very cumfortable cumforter The sheet/towel you use over and over again to clean up your 'mess' after masturbating. After I got done masturbating, I used my comforter to clean up my mess, thus making it a cumforter.
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