Cumf
Having an orgasm and farting at the same time.
Dude, I totally cumfed when she was blowing me yesterday.
Cumfs
The Comfiest part of a piece of furniture or person.
Wtf, this couch doesn't have any cumfs at all
Cumf fu
the skillful art of being extreamly comffy
my friend is a master of cumf fu when he is laying back in his lazy boy
cumf
It is a sly way of saying "CUNT" we all know that women detest the word so may help u stop saying the word.
Fuck u ya cumf !!!