cumfucked
thoroughly confused; cannot comprehend the situation at hand; incomprehensible; taken by surprise
Donald Trump is seen with an old fugly lady, everyone is cumfucked.
cumfuck
Cumfuck is the process when a group of 2 or more people continue with sex after both have had orgasms. This makes the sex more enjoyable as due to the amounts of cum slushing about, it lubricates the vagina, or anus, and makes the entire experience more pleasurable, and wet.
After several long hours of cumfuck, we had completely redecorated the dining room.
cumfuck
1. a woman who just recieved anal intercourse and a licks the seminal residue off her partner's penis.
2. a man who has just recieved an ejacualtion upon him.
3. to consume a vat of seminal fluid.
4. a person who has been beaten to a pulp, bleeding from all orfaces, therefore appearing slimy like seminal fluid.
2. a man who has just recieved an ejacualtion upon him.
3. to consume a vat of seminal fluid.
4. a person who has been beaten to a pulp, bleeding from all orfaces, therefore appearing slimy like seminal fluid.
Veronica is a cumfuck due to the fact that she enjoys swallowing large amounts of cum.
Cumfucker
Similar to a motherfucker. But a specific type of motherfucker who is a despicable and dirty-minded.
It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex with cum, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with with there own or others cum”
It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time. Just describes a really shitty person.
It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex with cum, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with with there own or others cum”
It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time. Just describes a really shitty person.
“Nick is such a cumfucker”
“All these guys are dirty-minded cumfucker”
“All these guys are dirty-minded cumfucker”
Cumfuck Bastard
1.) An absolute motherfucker. The worst kind of human being. The kind of person who would feed in your League of Legends games and date underage children.
2.) Lucas
2.) Lucas
Lucas you absolute Cumfuck Bastard
retarded cumfuck
When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.
Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.
grizzly cumfuck
Originally a pagan ceremony that involved gratuitous amounts of body hair, testosterone, and anal plundering. It is now best known as the savory brew made almost exclusively from human and animal seamen
Man Blowjohn really needs to take it easy on that Grizzly Cumfuck...