cum gargle

Just as it sounds. Extra points when it runs down the sides of your mouth while you smile and say "ahhhhh".

When, after a person receives the ejaculate of a man in their mouth, without swallowing, uses the sputum as they would mouth wash. Once the ejecta is in the back of the throat, the 'gargler' then provokes a flexing and relaxing of the throat muscles, whilst exhaling, which creates a bubbling milk-paste effect.

To wash or rinse the throat or mouth with cum held in the throat and kept in motion by a stream of air from the lungs. Can be used as part of an insult to someone jokingly, or to a person of which this actually describes.

A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.

A delightful young woman who engages in sex without multiple men without swallowing the semen keeping all the semen in her mouth.