cum hand
A hand that is sticky and sweaty after jerking off for many hours using petroleum jelly.
Ryan capped his petroleum jelly using his cum hand.
cum-handing
To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.
"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"
caught-cum-handed
derived from the latinish phrase-word thing caught-red-handed. its when you know your dad isn't home and you hear whoreish, moaning noises from your parents bedroom and you walk in and you see your friend fucking your mother in her vagina and then at his climax pulls it out and sprays his cum all over your mothers face and other body parts such as her hands. he then will take his penis and stick it in your mothers mouth causing his wiener cheese to spray all over your mother. best when done with people named Susan. also known as friend-cum-in-your-mothers handididation.
Fuck were caught-cum-handed. Damn it Matt i was just about to jizz on your mom's face.
Butt Plug One Hand Cum
Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand
Dude, I tried a butt plug one hand cum last night and now I can't shit.
Cum-Hand-Line argument
When geeks are wanking over what the best command-line tool / arguments are when 999.99999 % of the time they all have a right answer, they just want to have a little knowledge knuckle shuffle
How do I parse that large text file to get what i want?
there are a few ways, check out this thread full of neckbeards fighting away in a Cum-Hand-Line Argument
there are a few ways, check out this thread full of neckbeards fighting away in a Cum-Hand-Line Argument
Cum Hands
A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.
Last night me and Dillon came at the exact same time, we had to do Cum Hands after!