Cumjunction
A sex act where the male's urethral opening is placed against a female's nostril at the moment of orgasm. A nice glans to nostril seal is key to the success of the cumjunction. After orgasm, if semen manages to come out of the opposite nostril, the male is obligated to let out a resounding battle cry of "What's your function, bitch!"
B: "I'm going to give you the cumjunction, just like on our honeymoon."
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B: "What's your function, bitch!"
S: *nose blowing*
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B: "What's your function, bitch!"
S: *nose blowing*
cumjunctivitis
Main Entry: cum·junc·ti·vi·tis
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')
"Danm, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."
Cumjunctivitis
Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often experienced while playing Sacremento Skeeball or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a circle jerk. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.
She got cumjunctivitis and couldn't see after my load hit her in the eye during a cum bath.
cumjunctivitis
Noun - (Cum-junct-iv-itis)
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.
Ashleigh: Man I must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye's all sticky.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.
CUMjunctivitis
When you are giving someone a blow job, and instead of graciously letting you know theyre about to cum, they shoot it in your eye, making your eye lid sticky, and turning it very red.
wthull dave, you gave me cumjunctivitis!
Cumjunctivitis
When a man cums in someone’s eyes and waits for it to dry so they cannot open them again
I came on this girls face and when she woke up she had cumjunctivitis
Cumjunctivitis
When a sexual partner is at the receiving end of a load of cum in his/her eye causing irritation of the eyeball.
Dude I was getting a blowjob off my mrs last night and exploded all over her face, her eye was dripping it’s now red raw she’s definitely got cumjunctivitis