Cumjunctivitus
Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.
"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".
Cumjunctivitus
When you cum in your eye and it hardens so you become temporarily blind.
For example:
"I can't fucking see! I've got cumjunctivitus!"
"I can't fucking see! I've got cumjunctivitus!"