Cumlightoscope
Taking a tube and attaching one end to your eye and the other to your own penis. After attaching you ejaculate and roll over on your back raising your hips above your head force the cum to drip down the tube and enter your eye.
Me: How did you get cum in your eye Darry?
Darry: With a cumlightoscope obviously
Darry: With a cumlightoscope obviously