cumming season
That time of year when every man has uncontrollable sexual desires in which they go around humping any and everything they can mount until they ejaculate.
Zoe: "Dude, Ayush was humping my dog yesterday."
Jennavive: "Yea, it's cumming season."
Jennavive: "Yea, it's cumming season."
cum season
The period within a month a man can cum inside of his girl without having to worry about the consequences of impregnation. Usually, this occurs a few days before his girl's period, during her period, and shortly after her period.
Gabe, "Hey David, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"
Cum back season
All of April is when you are only allowed to cum on a females back during intercourse when you are about to nut.
Guy1: Dude is cum back season!!!
Guy2: yeah I celebrated it last night!!!
Guy2: yeah I celebrated it last night!!!
cum harvesting season
the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.
-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~