CUMmit suicide
"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.
Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral
cummiting suicide
When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.
“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”