cummitting

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.

"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*

cummit

a streakingly fast blaze ball of jizz.

Susan:"Look honey a cummit."

Cummitment

A man's or woman's state of not being able to be committed to someone mostly for his/her "sexual" reasons.

Lisa: I really can't understand him. He just doesn't want to marry me. He always says he has a commitment problem.

Jordan: Mmmm. I know what kind of a "cummitment" problem it is.

CUMmit suicide

"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.

Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral

cummiting suicide

When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”

俚语	cummitting
释义	cummitting to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society. "Davy , I need some commitment." "Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting." The unfortunate break-up occured some time later cummit a streakingly fast blaze ball of jizz. Susan:"Look honey a cummit." Cummitment A man's or woman's state of not being able to be committed to someone mostly for his/her "sexual" reasons. Lisa: I really can't understand him. He just doesn't want to marry me. He always says he has a commitment problem. Jordan: Mmmm. I know what kind of a "cummitment" problem it is. CUMmit suicide "CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies. Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral cummiting suicide When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you. “Where’s Joey?” “Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.” “Oh damn.”
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