Cummyflakes
Imagine cornflakes but made with cum. Other parts may remain, but there's cum. It's there. It's smellable, and its sure as hell tasteable.
Goblin 1: "Have you tried cumcum pops?"
Goblin 2: "No, ew, the best cummyflakes are Crunchy Nut."
Goblin 2: "No, ew, the best cummyflakes are Crunchy Nut."
Cummyflakes
Dried up flakes of semen, put into a bowl and eaten like cornflakes. Very delicious and nutritious.
God I just fucking love cummyflakes