Cumpet
A living being that was produced by sperm.
We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets
We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets
I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.
Cumpet
An insult for disobedient young ladies - usually those found to be Boozie fairies. An insult predominately used in Nampa Idaho.
Walgreens lady: show me your ID are you 21
Cumpet: I’m not showing you my ID
Walgreens lady : you disobedient little cumpet
Cumpet: I’m not showing you my ID
Walgreens lady : you disobedient little cumpet
cumpet
Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.
(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"
Cumpets
That thing where you ejaculate into a sock and then use it as a hand puppet.
Hey stepbro can you show me your cumpets?
cumpet
A nickname for an English person who is smelly.
'Andrew is a cumpet'
cumpet player
A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.
Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....